April 24, 2018

One thing I love about my husband is his vocabulary. He knows many more words than I do, which is interesting, considering he is not particularly a reader. He grew up in a home where words were important, and his mother was a published poet. She was also his Creative Writing teacher in 11th grade. His vocabulary shines when we watch Jeopardy and when we play Scrabble. I learned early in my marriage to accept defeat in certain things. I may have won Scrabble twice in 45 years.

He also likes to make up words. Sometimes it can be annoying if a certain word is repeated too often, but occasionally his word-creations can be amusing. This morning was a time when his playfulness with words struck me funny. I got a serious case of the giggles.

I was hurrying to get ready for work to attend a meeting to discuss a student I work with. I suspect this might be a student with dyslexia. As I gathered my clothes, I was telling my husband about the meeting ahead. As if often the case, I was running late. I pulled on my pants (elastic waist) and looked down. Something wasn’t right. They looked weird and felt weird. I had put them on backwards! You can imagine my frustration in the moment.

“So, does this mean you have ‘Dyspantsia’?” he asked.

A moment to process. Then the giggles started. I was laughing so hard that I had to struggle to get my bra on without twisting it. My first attempt failed.

“Oh no! ‘Dysbrasia,’ too?”

Note: I googled “dyspantsia.” Apparently, it has been coined before as a condition where one is attacked by a swarm of ants that get in one’s pants. I guess it now has a second meaning: the condition causing one to put pants on backwards.

 

 

5 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Debbie Lynn
    Apr 24, 2018 @ 18:20:36

    LOL…that’s a good one! 🙂

    Reply

  2. Adrienne
    Apr 24, 2018 @ 18:26:27

    I love this sort of word play. Great post!

    Reply

  3. Diane Anderson (newtreemom)
    Apr 24, 2018 @ 18:54:54

    How great to start the day sharing a laugh!

    Reply

  4. sallydonnelly11
    Apr 24, 2018 @ 22:47:14

    Loved reading about your funny morning!

    Reply

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